Hai Bei, Forest Guardian ā Sexy Shrine Chaos | Custom Proxy Deck
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5-Color Enchantress Mayhem with Busty Shrine Maidens
Ever wanted your Commander deck to be both spiritually enlightened and dangerously hot? Meet Hai Bei, Forest Guardian, the ultimate 5-color shrine commander bringing divine chaos, free spells, and an army of magically endowed shrine maidens to your table. šø
This custom proxy deck is all about Shrine synergy, enchantment value, and overwhelming your opponents with holy nonsense and heavenly curves.
š Commander Highlights
Hai Bei, Forest Guardian A 5-color shining goddess who: Lets you scry for Shrines Plays Shrines for free And can pay to create Shrine tokens because one shrine is never enough She's basically a divine shrine-printing machine.
š Deck Theme: Shrine Chaos
This deck is packed with: Every major Shrine card across all colors Enchantment support to stack triggers into absurdity A few creatures and synergies to keep you alive while the Shrines do the real work
Expect: Life drain Card draw Token floods And your opponents asking "wait, how many triggers is that?"
š„ Custom Art Style
All cards feature original proxy art with: Sexy, busty, barely-clothed shrine maidens Anime/fantasy pin-up vibes Divine energy meets cultured degeneracy It's ecchi enchantress energy all the way.
š Includes Custom Tokens
You'll receive a full token package: 15 Shrine Tokens 10 Spirit Tokens 5 Monk Tokens 5 Treasure Tokens All in matching sexy shrine-maiden style for full thematic immersion.
ā ļø Important Notes This is a proxy deck - for casual play, Rule 0, or collectors Not tournament legal Art is NSFW-adjacent but non-explicit Intended for adult players who appreciate both magic and culture
Perfect For:
ā Enchantress lovers ā Shrine enjoyers ā Degenerate value players ā People who want their deck to be hotter than their win rate
Hai Bei doesn't just protect the forest-she turns it into a divine, enchanted, shrine-filled thirst trap. Your playgroup will never look at Shrines the same way again. ššø **Shipping & Details:** - Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval. - Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging. - These proxies are **for casual play only** and not tournament-legal.
Whether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an MTG-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let's create something special together!
